All I Want For Christmas Is Raccoons Ugly Christmas Sweater

All I Want For Christmas Is Raccoons Ugly Christmas Sweater

The All I Want For Christmas Is Raccoons Ugly Christmas Sweater says it loud and clear—with a neon-style font and a trio of festive trash pandas to back it up. Front and center, the message glows in bold red: “All I Want For Christmas Is Raccoons.” And just beneath, three chubby raccoons bring that wish to life.

One raccoon is tangled up in holiday lights, clearly mid-chaos. Another sits calmly with a giant mug of cocoa, wearing a Santa hat and giving off peak cozy energy. The third is bundled up with a red-striped scarf, holding a tiny gift with wide-eyed excitement. Together, they cover the full spectrum of raccoon holiday behavior: curious, sneaky, sweet.

The background is a rich forest green with classic snowflakes scattered throughout. The sleeves are wrapped in bold, contrasting knit patterns—white flakes, dark diamonds, and candy-cane stripes—that echo traditional Nordic designs while keeping things playful and modern.

This sweater speaks directly to raccoon lovers—the ones who see these animals not as pests, but as tiny, masked icons of mischief and charm. If your ideal Christmas includes laughter, messes, and little paws in unexpected places, this design checks every box. It’s warm, funny, and just unhinged enough to steal the show at any holiday gathering.