Darth Vader Keep Firing Star Wars Ugly Christmas Sweater

Darth Vader Keep Firing Star Wars Ugly Christmas Sweater

The “Darth Vader Keep Firing” sweater delivers a bold mashup of holiday charm and sci-fi sarcasm. Featuring a stylized Darth Vader against a snowy forest backdrop, the design mixes festive pine trees with an unmistakably irreverent quote: “Keep Firing Assholes!” The sweater wraps around with repeated star motifs, Imperial icons, and snowy terrain. It’s cheeky, it’s geeky, and it stands out in any crowd — perfect for fans who like their Christmas with a touch of rebellion and a lot of attitude.

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This sweater doesn’t hold back. At the center is Darth Vader, drawn in a chibi-meets-cartoon style with exaggerated eyes and helmet. He stands among snow-covered trees beneath a starry sky — but instead of a peaceful holiday greeting, the caption beneath reads: “KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!” It’s a direct nod to Spaceballs, the cult parody of Star Wars, blending galaxy-spanning menace with over-the-top humor.

The background continues the theme with geometric rows of snowflakes, Rebel and Empire emblems, and stylized pine tree patterns wrapping around the torso and sleeves. The back mirrors the winter scene, giving the entire piece a cohesive, tongue-in-cheek holiday aesthetic.

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This design is made for fans who appreciate both the epic scale of Star Wars and the joy of poking fun at it. Whether you’re wearing it to a party or lounging by the fire with a lightsaber mug in hand, it brings the laughs — without losing its fandom roots. If your style lands somewhere between Sith Lord and holiday troll, this one belongs in your rotation.