Hap Hap Happiest Christmas Clark Griswold Christmas Vacation Ugly Christmas Sweater

Hap Hap Happiest Christmas Clark Griswold Christmas Vacation Ugly Christmas Sweater

This sweater captures the unhinged joy of Christmas Vacation in true Griswold style. The front features Clark in his Santa hat, grinning with manic cheer above the phrase “Hap Hap Happiest Christmas.” The design is set on a bright green backdrop filled with snowflakes, trees, and bold red borders that pull the whole chaos together.

Flip it around and you’ll find one of the most quoted lines in holiday comedy: “Jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.” That alone makes this sweater a showstopper at any holiday party. The combination of vintage knit pattern elements—snowmen, reindeer, Christmas trees—clash hilariously with Clark’s full-blown meltdown energy. It’s festive, ironic, and unmistakably Christmas Vacation.

This is more than just a holiday sweater; it’s a nod to the Griswolds’ dysfunctional charm. If you’ve ever over-decorated a house, hosted a disastrous dinner, or gone too far trying to make Christmas “perfect,” this piece speaks your language. It’s for fans who know that sometimes the merriest moments are the ones that go totally off-script.