Ho Ho Ho Machine Gun Die Hard Ugly Sweater

Ho Ho Ho Machine Gun Die Hard Ugly Sweater

The “Ho Ho Ho Machine Gun Die Hard Ugly Sweater” takes one of the most unforgettable lines in Die Hard and turns it into a bold holiday design. At the center of the sweater, John McClane is pictured in the middle of action, glass shattering around him with bullet holes punctuating the scene. His gritty, determined expression and signature undershirt remind fans of the relentless energy that defined the film. Above the image, the phrase “Now I Have a Machine Gun” is emblazoned in stark white, followed by “Ho-Ho-Ho” beneath—a direct nod to one of the film’s most iconic moments of dark humor.

Surrounding this central artwork are rows of traditional ugly sweater motifs: snowflakes, reindeer, trees, and guns repeating across the chest, sleeves, and hemline. The palette of black, brown, and white adds to the retro feel while reinforcing the raw, cinematic edge of the design. The combination of holiday icons with rifles and dollar signs creates a clever contrast, embodying both the festive season and the chaos of McClane’s Christmas Eve battle at Nakatomi Plaza.

For true fans of Die Hard, this sweater captures exactly why the film has become an unconventional Christmas classic. It blends humor, action, and holiday cheer in a way no other movie can. Wearing it is more than seasonal fun—it’s a celebration of McClane’s one-liners, his resilience, and the explosive story that continues to define Christmas for action lovers everywhere. This design makes the sweater both instantly recognizable and an easy conversation starter for anyone who believes Die Hard is the ultimate holiday film.