Merry Trashmas Raccoon Ugly Christmas Sweater

Merry Trashmas Raccoon Ugly Christmas Sweater

The Merry Trashmas Raccoon Ugly Christmas Sweater captures holiday spirit in its most unapologetically messy form. Front and center, a raccoon peeks out from a metal trash can, eyes wide, wrapped in Christmas lights and barely wearing a Santa hat. Around the base of the can, scraps of wrapping paper, broken ornaments, and toppled gifts complete the scene. Above it all, the words “Merry Trashmas” say what every raccoon fan is already thinking.

The design leans fully into chaos—but in the most festive way possible. The background is midnight blue with falling snowflakes, and the sleeves and back feature repeating patterns of raccoons, hearts, gifts, and more snowflakes. The color palette—blue, white, red, and green—keeps it cheerful, even as the raccoons do what raccoons do best: rummage, roll, and make a mess.

There’s no pretending here. This sweater knows exactly what it is: a tribute to the trash panda lifestyle. It’s for the people who find joy in mischief, who stay up too late, snack too much, and laugh louder than they should. If you love raccoons—or you are a raccoon at heart—this one’s for you. A little wild. A little ridiculous. Totally on point for the season.