National Lampoon Christmas Vacation Old Fashioned Griswold Ugly Christmas Sweater

National Lampoon Christmas Vacation Old Fashioned Griswold Ugly Christmas Sweater

This festive red-and-white sweater pays tribute to the holiday chaos of Christmas Vacation. The front features the Griswold station wagon hauling the oversized tree, with the classic quote “Little Full… Lotta Sad” tucked underneath. Above it, the words “Griswold & Co. Christmas Tree Farm – a real beaut guaranteed” turn Clark’s doomed holiday mission into a family business.

On the back, Clark is airborne mid-crash, tangled in Christmas lights, next to the slogan “Old Fashioned Family Griswold Christmas.” Snowflakes and trees wrap around the design, while green and red patterns finish the sleeves and hem with traditional cheer.

Every detail nods to the beloved film’s opening scenes and Clark’s relentless pursuit of the perfect family holiday. The tree too big for the car. The lights that never quite work. The fall from the roof. This sweater captures all of it with humor and heart. For fans of Christmas Vacation, it’s more than a sweater—it’s a reminder of every laugh, every disaster, and the joy of doing Christmas the Griswold way. It wears like a family tradition, stitched in lights, trees, and one man’s slightly unhinged Christmas spirit.