Raccoon We Wish You A Trashy Ugly Christmas Sweater

Raccoon We Wish You A Trashy Ugly Christmas Sweater

The Raccoon “We Wish You A Trashy Christmas” Ugly Christmas Sweater is a bold holiday tribute to everyone’s favorite dumpster diver. At the heart of the design, a cartoon raccoon struts confidently in a full Santa suit, holding a candy cane with a sly grin. It stands next to a trash bag slung over its shoulder—Santa-style, of course—because even trash needs delivering during the holidays.

The sweater reads “We Wish You A Trashy Christmas” in a bright, playful font that perfectly matches the raccoon’s energy. It’s festive, a little rebellious, and proudly offbeat. Surrounding the main character, the red sweater base is covered in classic holiday patterns—snowflakes, knit-style diamonds, and tiny raccoons marching across the chest, sleeves, and back.

What sets this design apart is the contrast. Traditional Christmas motifs mix with a cheeky, street-smart raccoon who clearly runs the show. On the back, multiple raccoon graphics repeat across a sea of wintry shapes and deep red tones, reinforcing the sweater’s raccoon-core identity.

If raccoons make you laugh—or if your holiday spirit leans more messy than merry—this sweater nails the mood. It’s for the folks who don’t mind a little chaos under the tree. It’s fun, unapologetic, and exactly what Christmas looks like through raccoon eyes.