Sorry We’re Late Just Like Bob’s Burgers Ugly Christmas Sweater

Sorry We're Late Just Like Bob's Burgers Ugly Christmas Sweater

Add a splash of Bob’s Burgers humor to your holiday season with the “Sorry We’re Late Just Like” Ugly Christmas Sweater. This witty design features Bob and Linda Belcher front and center, drawn in a charming knit-style pattern that fits perfectly with the festive sweater tradition. Bob appears in his iconic white apron layered over a red shirt, while Linda sports her signature red top and glasses, both smiling in their quirky, welcoming way.

Across the top, the phrase “SORRY WE’RE LATE” sets the comedic tone, while the bottom completes the joke with “BOB HAD MARRARA” in bold, pixelated letters—a playful twist that fans of the show will instantly get. The background blends classic Christmas sweater motifs—rows of snowflakes, zigzag patterns, and dotted textures—into a vibrant red-and-white palette that feels both seasonal and standout.

This sweater is more than festive apparel—it’s a wearable punchline for those who know and love the Belcher family’s chaotic charm. Whether you’re heading to an ugly sweater party, hosting a Bob’s Burgers marathon, or simply want to spark a few laughs at a holiday gathering, this design delivers personality in every stitch. For fans, it’s not just a sweater; it’s a nod to the show’s perfect mix of warmth, wit, and a little bit of disorder—just like the Belchers themselves.