Trashy Christmas Racoon Ugly Christmas Sweater

Trashy Christmas Racoon Ugly Christmas Sweater

The Trashy Christmas Racoon Ugly Christmas Sweater is the perfect mix of holiday cheer and cheeky charm. At the center, a raccoon stands upright in a bright red Christmas sweater, arms calmly folded, eyes locked forward with confident mischief. Behind the deadpan stare is a not-so-subtle nod to the raccoon’s well-earned title as the “trash panda” — a creature both lovable and unapologetically messy.

The text “We Wish You A Trashy Christmas” frames the design with playful irony. Snowflakes fall gently around the raccoon, contrasting the clean white letters and the detailed red-and-green knit pattern that runs across the sleeves and torso. Mini raccoons repeat along the sleeves like little holiday totems.

If you’ve ever laughed at a raccoon video, bonded with their chaotic energy, or proudly consider yourself a night owl with snack-hoarding habits, this sweater was made for you. It turns the usual holiday sweater tradition upside down — not with glitter or glam, but with personality. It’s not trying to be classy. It’s trying to be real.

Wear it to poke fun at the perfect holiday image. Wear it to honor your favorite trash-diving mascot. Or just wear it because you know the best parties are the messy ones.