Your Lack Of Cheer Is Star Wars Darth Vader Ugly Christmas Sweater

Your Lack Of Cheer Is Star Wars Darth Vader Ugly Christmas Sweater

The “Your Lack Of Cheer Is Disturbing” Star Wars Ugly Christmas Sweater puts Darth Vader in the spotlight—festive, stern, and full of galactic holiday spirit. With a bold red, white, and black design, this sweater fuses classic holiday knit motifs with a direct Vader quote that fans instantly recognize. It’s the perfect mix of dark humor and seasonal charm.

This sweater makes a statement with its oversized portrait of Darth Vader, centered beneath the bold line: “Your Lack Of Cheer Is Disturbing.” It’s a clever twist on one of the most iconic lines in the Star Wars saga, turning it into a grumpy holiday warning. Red and white stripes mimic classic Christmas knits, while snowflakes, Rebel symbols, and TIE fighters are knit across the chest and sleeves to reinforce the space-meets-Christmas theme.

Vader’s face is front and center, stark in black, framed by Empire crests and pixel-style stars. The word “DISTURBING” is stretched across the midsection like a banner of warning, wrapping the sweater in dry Star Wars wit. Lighthearted patterns like dots and snowflakes soften the tone and balance the powerful message.

This piece is for any Star Wars fan who leans toward the dark side but still wants in on the festivities. Whether worn at a party or lounging at home watching The Empire Strikes Back, it shows off fandom and humor in one bold design. Vader doesn’t do cheerful—but he does look great in knit.